1. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
2. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
3. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
4. What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!
5. Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged!
6. Why did the math book look so sad? Because it had too many problems!
7. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired!
8. Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide!
9. Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because it felt crummy!
10. Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because it wasn't peeling well!